Snappy Comebacks :-)

Flying-pigYears ago I compiled a list of smart-aleck, sarcastic responses that I loved. Now mind, I would have liked to use each and every one of them, but I never would/did. I found the list back the other day while playing ‘pitch and toss’ (sorting though things to determine whether to keep or toss). They are tame now when compared to what I hear every day from younger people, but I still love them.

Perhaps I came by gathering this collection naturally. My father, who, even when we kids did something REALLY dumb, never made cutting comments (He didn’t have to. Usually a look was enough to make each of us children jump into line and feel like idiot.)

owl1Nor do I remember him ever ‘badmouthing’ anyone. Even when a neighbor stole his brand new winter work coat, Dad’s only comment was, “He must have needed it worse than I did.”  [Again consider those words in the light that: (1) the neighbor was quite well-to-do compared to our family since Dad and Mom worked a small farm and had multiple children, and (2) that coat, considering my parent’s income and expenses was probably a major expenditure.]

After Dad died while sorting the things he had kept over the years, I found a small booklet titled: “Snappy Comebacks”. I doubt Dad ever used any of them, but he still had the booklet after about 50 years.

Just like I still have my own list of “Snappy Comebacks” from more years ago than I care to count. And again, like Dad, I’ve never, nor will I, use them in conversation with someone else. Someday, though, when I can find an opportunity in my writing, each and every one of them will appear. I might even hunt up Dad’s booklet and use some of those!!

A couple of my favorites are: (1) I’m trying to imagine you with a personality, and (2) Does your train of thought have a caboose?

What about you? Any ‘snappy comebacks’ that you liked/loved?



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What does your favorite ice cream say about your personality?

IceCreamConeHere are some of the surprising results from the study. If your favorite flavor is

  • Vanilla, you’re more likely to be impulsive, easily suggestible and an idealist.
  • Chocolate, you’re more likely to be dramatic, lively, charming, flirtatious, seductive and gullible.
  • Very Berry Strawberry, you’re more likely to be a tolerant, devoted and an introvert.
  • Mint Chocolate Chip, you’re more likely to be argumentative, frugal and cautious.
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, you’re more likely to be ambitious, competitive and a visionary.
  • Pralines ‘n Cream, you’re more likely to be loving, supportive and prefer to avoid the spotlight.
  • Jamoca (i.e. coffee), you’re more likely to be scrupulous, conscientious and a moral perfectionist.
  • Chocolate Chip, you’re more likely to be generous, competent and a go getter.
  • Rainbow Sherbet, you’re more likely to be analytic, decisive and a pessimistic.
  • Rocky Road, you’re more likely to be aggressive, engaging and a good listener.

from this website:

And below is another website about the the same topic:

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